Brian Kim: (giving an answer to a question I asked in class) YOU are the most handsome teacher!
Teacher: Correct! Very Good Brian KimBop.
Brian Kim: I am 천재!
Teacher: Say it in English doofus. This is English class.
Brian Kim: I am genius!
Teacher: Well, you are smart, but I don't think you are a genius. I bet you don't even know the alphabet.
Brian Kim: I do too teacher! I know it very good!
Teacher: Well, you know it very WELL, and I don't think you do. Let's make an 'Alpha Bet'. I bet you, you can't say the alphabet properly.
Brian Kim: It's easy! "A, Bee, Cee, Dee, Eee, Eff, Gee, ... Double you, Ex, Why, and Zee"
Teacher: (making the "error sound") Nope, sorry KimChiFace, no good.
Brian Kim: No teacher! That is right!
Teacher: Nope, sorry.
Brian Kim: (whining) YEAAAAASSSSSSS.
Teacher: Are you American?
Brian Kim: No I am Korean!
Teacher: Well ONLY Americans get away with a shoddy alphabet like that!
Brian Kim: I don't know! Why?
Leo*: ZED!
Teacher" WOW! Look at that, congrats "Lame-O", you can't even pronounce your name within a retards reasoning, but at least YOU know the alphabet!
* yes, Leo still calls himself Lay-o, which only makes me want to sing Day O, because
these kids come, AND ME WAN' GO HOME!
