Learning 'TOOLS'

Brian Kim: Teacher, Kevin is sleeping!

Teacher: Well, that's his prerogative. Now shut up before you wake him.

Brian Kim: What is pier-ogy-tibe?

Teacher: It's "prerogative", say it right.

Brian Kim: What is prerogative?

Teacher: (throwing the dictionary at him) You look it up, teacher is busy.

Brian Kim: (leafs through the dictionary, then looks up) How do you spell?

Teacher: Geezus Christ Brian Kim, you are the "DICK" in dictionary!