Either this happened in class today, or I fell asleep again while teaching:
Brian Kim: TEACHER! LEO* HAS TURNED INTO ZOMBIE!
Teacher: So what, he's still more alive to me than you are.
Brian Kim: (with a Korean Whine) BUT TEACHER, HE WILL KILL ME!
Teacher: One could only dream...
Brian Kim: PLEASE TEACHER, I DON'T WANT LEO TO EAT ME!
Teacher: Don't worry, zombies only eat people with brains. You are safe.
* pronounced "Lay-O" for some gay-tit reason
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