Sugar High

Friends are hard to come by; even harder when everyone, even the teacher sees what a douche you are. That's why the good lord* created candy. Let's not kid ourselves, Brian Kim knows how to work the system like the greatest of lonelyhearts who need companionship. Everyone has their price, and the younger you are, the cheaper the price is... case in point, 600Won for a pack of Mei-Ju, the Korean equivalent of Starburst (without the electrifying fruit sensation). So, B-Kim, as I have decided to refer to him in today's update, figured he could get friends by bringing out candy to the class.


Yeah, they were all BFF's for the first 20 mins of class, and then that cheap crap sugar high ran its' course. When they came back around for seconds of the sugarshit, ol' B-Kim found himself without anything else to offer, except his usual "I'm a lame-ass, keener" persona. With no friends, he's back to once again being the Charlie Brown of South Korea.

For fuck's sake... who wears a shirt with a colour spelled on it? No wonder you need to buy friends.



*who are we kidding, there is no "good lord", if there was, I wouldn't be stuck with Brian Kim