Fast Food For Thought

Brian Kim: Teacher, do you drink 맥주 (맥주, or Mc-Jew, like McDonald's combined with Judaism, it means Beer)?
Teacher: (lying) Absolutely not!
Brian Kim: Really teacher? Why?
Teacher: Cause I'm too worried of getting drunk and making a stupid mistake that results in me being the father to a kid like you...
Brian Kim: But teacher, you arent my father!
Teacher: I know, he is drinking right now wishing we were both in that same position.
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*Yes, the above man is drunk, passed out, and at Mcdonalds