It snowed today over most of Seoul, and if you know Brian Kim like I do, there are two major things that he gets a vicious hard on for: Snow and playing Hangman. So, I decided to fuck with him using both of his loves.
Three minutes into hangman, the puzzle looks like this:
S N O W _
Brian Kim: (standing up, his hand erect, stiff, and unyielding, emphasising his excitement) Y
Teacher: Why what?
Brian Kim: "Y"
Teacher: Why what?
Brian Kim: (with a typical Korean whine), Y'eeeeeeee
Teacher: (writing the word "why?" on the board) WHY WHAT?!?
Brian Kim: No teacher, "Y"
Teacher: (writing the word Why under the wrongly guessed letters), no sorry, the answer is not "Why". Leo*, do you know?
Leo: Letter "Y"
Teacher: Oh, VERY GOOD LEO!!! SNOWY!
Brian Kim: Oh teacher, that is what I said!
Teacher: No, Brian Kim, that is what you asked.
* pronounced "Lay-O" for some fucking retarded reason
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now this is what teaching is all about.
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