Brian Kim: Teacher, I lose a tooth!
Teacher: Get used to it, I got a feeling you are gonna lose for most of your life.
Brian Kim: Huh?
Teacher: Nevermind, so what happened, did Kevin punch you in the face ? (reaching out my hand for Kevin to give me a high five)
Brian Kim: No, it just fall out.
Teacher: Dude, you gotta learn to make stories more interesting, cause right now you are LOSING my attention.
Brian Kim: But that is what happen.
Teacher: "ed"
Brian Kim: "ed"?
Teacher: HappenED. It is "happened". I feel like you should learn atleast something today. So did you stick it under your pillow for the tooth fairy?
Brian Kim: What is "Tooth Fairy"
Teacher: (explains what a Tooth Fairy is) .... and they don't discriminate, even if you are a big dink.
Brian Kim: I don't beliebe* this "Tooth Fairy".
Teacher: What do you mean you don't believe,(holding back the urge to launch into a diatribe about christianity, Brian Kim's spiritual drug of choice) just this week you believed your mother, who is very much alive, was a ghost in your room. You put the "DICK" in "ridiculous.
Brian Kim: She was, and this tooth fairy is not real. I don't beliebe.
Teacher: Well, you and the Tooth Fairy have a lot in common, cause a lot of my readers don't think you are real.
Brian Kim: Readers? I don't understand.
Teacher: And you never will
Teacher: And you never will
* it's been months, but the kid still can't get down his fucking "V's". Probably be easier to change the English pronounciation worldwide, than get this kid to figure this shit out.
HAhaha! "Readers?" I want to tell him so bad. I'm so torn because I can't decide between the look of confusion and fear on BK's face (delightful) and you not being deported. Buuuut, I guess I'll let you stick around for a while.
ReplyDeleteI just had to teach how to pronounce the -ed for past tense verbs. That shit is harder than you would think. English has some freaky ass rules.
ReplyDeleteBTW: There is totally a tooth fairy ^^